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Spam Hall of Fame - The most creative spam emails

So one day I was sitting at work sifting through our spam filter and I thought, "man these guys are creative".  I mean sure they are sometimes perverted, but the way they word some of this stuff is kind of humorous.  After sharing a few choice subject lines with a colleague, I thought why not share them with everyone else.

That said, here they are.  There will be more added to the list I'm sure.  We trap about 100,000 spam emails on a daily basis.  Be sure to vote on your favorites.  Enjoy.

WARNING: Some of the items here may be mildly explicit.  Most of the bad words have been replaced with asterisks. If we missed any, let us know.

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A few inches can make a real difference

"It doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile..." [obscure movie reference]

11.09.07 06:55
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All sweet flowers succumb to big rod

That stinging feeling isn't a bee in that flower.

11.09.07 08:34
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Bigger size provides more benefits for you

401K, Life insurance, Dental.. Who said size doesn't matter.

11.09.07 08:13
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For the moment it's the best possible way to increase your *****

Until your next email which I'm sure will provide the best possible way.

11.09.07 06:27
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Gain a magic stick to please your Partner

"Hey look I'm Peter Pan!"

11.09.07 07:39
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I am sending this to everyone

The first honest spammer?  Almost worth opening...

11.09.07 11:26
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I show you how far the rabbit hole goes

Already read the book, but thanks for the kind offer

11.09.07 06:58
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Let her flower blossom with passion

With Peter's Miracle-Gro fertilizer.. Now with extra protein.

11.09.07 07:48
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Mega size is great force

The Force will be with you, always... [Obi Wan Kenobi]

11.09.07 07:44
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Rarely will you meet a girl who would say she likes small *****

So I guess it wasn't a good thing when she said it was cute?

11.09.07 06:59
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Sail down the love canal more confidently

As the brave Christopher Columbus sets sail to the open "C's"

11.09.07 07:53
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You have a Personal Invitation from Donald Trump

...to the hair club for men.

11.09.07 11:28
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